It’s really a shame that these Rodeo Time patches are sold out because they’re worth their weight in gold. I’ve owned several and let me tell ya, there’s nothin’ I’ve yet found that they can’t patch. I used one to patch up some chaps before chasin’ an old cow through some thick tamarisk trees. After I caught a tamarisk branch in the eye, I used another one for an eye patch. Later that day, someone mistook me for Rooster Cogburn and shot me with a pistol. Bullet hole was pretty big, so I put a patch on that. Now that I think about it, last March I put one of these patches on my bare shoulder with a staple gun and used it to quit smokin’. A couple months ago, I visited Europe and wore one of 'em on my backpack so people would know I wasn’t Canadian. And just last week one of these patches done patched up my marriage. But that’s another story.
