Packaged arrive late last night, it was a long toss from the back of the dogsled as it shot past my outfit, polar bear in hot pursuit. I made a diving catch and tore open the box as I rolled behind a frozen hay bale. Easing the Radiator Ranch Catus Cap onto my head I slid out the other side, brim down, in sheer attitude pose. The intimidation factor of the Radiator Ranch Cactus Cap in full array, the polar bear slid to a stop, did a cow horse worthy rollback and lit a shuck to those far hills, tail between his legs. He must have thought the old superpuncher himself had trotted up from the lone star state to deal with his baby seal killing behind.
Radiator Ranch Cactus Cap 1 polar bears 0.
Am I more of a man in the Radiator Ranch Cactus Cap? Yes. Can I deal with the constant marriage proposals while I wear it? Possibly?
Is it worthy of a five star review? Most definitely.
